Just like grammar used to make
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Let me pull down your panties and write the alphabet with my tongue
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I did a thing… With a coloring book. Not sorry~
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.
What the actual
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Seus’ stocky little body means he gets too tired to join grandma on her long vigorous walks, so they bought him a dog stroller so he can cruise Saratoga in style.
dude, that is a regal fucking pug look at that face!
Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.
are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat
"Food Pun" apron.
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IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
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is this what having a penis is like
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We have no idea what he’s doing…
drinking water but in a punk rock way
Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
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